Heartbroken, stand-up comic George decides to escape from an emotionally chaotic London and runs away to the Isle of No'Man, swearing off all men...except for a stranger with movie-star good looks and a sexy seaman. Not a good start. George is an unashamedly fat, effeminate gay man desperately trying to find his path back to happiness. He throws himself into this new adventure, immersing himself in managing the island café, whilst trying to win over the locals and juggling some outdoorsy hunks. But it's not long before problems from his deeply entangled past find their way across the sea. Unexpected love reaches out to find a vulnerable George, but will his shattered heart be ready to receive it? His story will help you believe in love again. Or at least enjoy the failings of a dramatic comedian-cum-barista along the way, who has no idea what he's doing. "This is a rollercoaster ride - honest, funny, bawdy and brilliant!" - Lorraine Kelly