There are some bad hombres and nasty women in this country, folks.

We compiled a collection of writings and art in this book from some of those bad apples (even though some, we suppose, are good people).

We just know that everybody is gonna love this book. We make the best books. And everybody knows it. It's the most beautiful book. It's got gold letters on the front and back cover. And not to mention an image of the greatest president America has EVER had. Make America great again? Mission accomplished.

P.s. You're welcome, America!