Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure... Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best.
SALUTATIONS, WRETCHED MINION!
It is I, the Great Dirk, destroyer of worlds and most gifted writer ever! My loyal servant Sooz, child of the night, is trapped in the Darklands. The horror! It is vital that I return there before she causes too much trouble...
BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
*An unwanted surgical procedure
*Being turned into a zombie servant
*Being cursed with the Cantrip of Uncontrollable Flatulance
THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!
Boys of 11+ love Jamie Thomson's second laugh-aloud page-turner.